Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
Looooooooooooooool
Omggggg lol
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Shakespearean Booty Call
Inspired by the overheard conversation revolving around the phrase"To booty call or not to booty call, that is the question."Reply? "That's a stupid question bro."
Making friends at TJ Maxx. #shopping #parking #annoying
In 1937, two women wore shorts out in public for the first time. They drew a huge amount of male attention and caused a car accident.
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*me hearing gossip about person i hate*
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I’m laughing so hard this was on Facebook
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Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed
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Ouch, my nose!
im crying
NOOOOOOO :(
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
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